Ducks

I was lying in bed thinking could it be that Oxford ducks can't tell the time? Which bit of dawn chorus do they not understand? At 0400 this morning , as dark as dark can be ( after all the darkest hour is just before dawn) they,mob handed or perhaps should i say, mob web footed decided to try and eat Weyward Lady. Then I realised that last night we had Peking duck from Marks and Spencer (£9.50 to include half a duck, pancakes, plum sauce, cucumber, and spring onions and highly very delicious ) and the carcass was outside albeit in a bag. This obviously upset the duck population and this was their form of revenge.
No, and before anybody asks I do not know if they were Mandarin ducks!!!